Greyfriar's Isle - Krampus goblins

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Comic 46 - Krampus goblins

20th Dec 2021, 8:00 AM in Dunestock

Transcript

Caroline, George and Jamie are in Krampus costumes while
George: So what's your story about Christmas on the island.
Caroline: Well, there's a yearly street march and-
Jamie: Don't tell me, you've got 11 Santas marching through the street while Krampus goes to people's houses and steals their stuff.
Caroline: Now don't be ridiculous! Of course we don't have 11 Santas.
Caroline: We have 11 Krampuses.
Caroline: During the Christmas march, they drive Santa before them and *flog* him while the children sing songs. Which I'mma teach you today. (Grabs a guitar)
Caroline:
> What shall we do with old St. Nicholas, what shall we do with old St. Nicholas, what shall we do with old St. Nicholas, as he runs before us?
> Turn him upside down and rip his spine out…
George (pats self): Do you have a pen and paper?
Jamie: Sorry, no. Use your phone.
> Dip his leg in a vat of acid…
> Burn his body on an open fire…
George (types on his phone): Slow down, slow down!

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Author Notes:

ReinderDijkhuis 20th Dec 2021, 8:00 AM edit delete

This drawing by Shinobu the Pixie was based on a snippet of script I had lying around that I wasn't going to be able to complete and draw in time. Maybe I'll get around to doing that next year:

George: So what's your story about Christmas on the island.
Caroline: Well, there's a yearly street march and-
Jamie: Don't tell me, you've got 11 Santas marching through the street while Krampus goes to people's houses and steals their stuff.
Caroline: Now don't be ridiculous! Of course we don't have 11 Santas.
Caroline: We have 11 Krampuses.
Caroline: During the Christmas march, they drive Santa before them and *flog* him while the children sing songs. Which I'mma teach you today. (Grabs a guitar)
Caroline:
> What shall we do with old St. Nicholas, what shall we do with old St. Nicholas, what shall we do with old St. Nicholas, as he runs before us?
> Turn him upside down and rip his spine out…
George (pats self): Do you have a pen and paper?
Jamie: Sorry, no. Use your phone.
> Dip his leg in a vat of acid…
> Burn his body on an open fire…
George (types on his phone): Slow down, slow down!

Since Shinobu always draws Caroline a lot cooler than I do, she gets to shred on an electric guitar instead of confidently but primitively strumming chords on an acoustic. It's a bit of a thing between the two of us.

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