Comic 46 - Krampus goblins
20th Dec 2021, 8:00 AM in Dunestock
Krampus goblins
Transcript Caroline, George and Jamie are in Krampus costumes while
George: So what's your story about Christmas on the island.
Caroline: Well, there's a yearly street march and-
Jamie: Don't tell me, you've got 11 Santas marching through the street while Krampus goes to people's houses and steals their stuff.
Caroline: Now don't be ridiculous! Of course we don't have 11 Santas.
Caroline: We have 11 Krampuses.
Caroline: During the Christmas march, they drive Santa before them and *flog* him while the children sing songs. Which I'mma teach you today. (Grabs a guitar)
Caroline:
> What shall we do with old St. Nicholas, what shall we do with old St. Nicholas, what shall we do with old St. Nicholas, as he runs before us?
> Turn him upside down and rip his spine out…
George (pats self): Do you have a pen and paper?
Jamie: Sorry, no. Use your phone.
> Dip his leg in a vat of acid…
> Burn his body on an open fire…
George (types on his phone): Slow down, slow down!

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ReinderDijkhuis edit delete
ReinderDijkhuis
This drawing by Shinobu the Pixie was based on a snippet of script I had lying around that I wasn't going to be able to complete and draw in time. Maybe I'll get around to doing that next year:

George: So what's your story about Christmas on the island.
Caroline: Well, there's a yearly street march and-
Jamie: Don't tell me, you've got 11 Santas marching through the street while Krampus goes to people's houses and steals their stuff.
Caroline: Now don't be ridiculous! Of course we don't have 11 Santas.
Caroline: We have 11 Krampuses.
Caroline: During the Christmas march, they drive Santa before them and *flog* him while the children sing songs. Which I'mma teach you today. (Grabs a guitar)
Caroline:
> What shall we do with old St. Nicholas, what shall we do with old St. Nicholas, what shall we do with old St. Nicholas, as he runs before us?
> Turn him upside down and rip his spine out…
George (pats self): Do you have a pen and paper?
Jamie: Sorry, no. Use your phone.
> Dip his leg in a vat of acid…
> Burn his body on an open fire…
George (types on his phone): Slow down, slow down!

Since Shinobu always draws Caroline a lot cooler than I do, she gets to shred on an electric guitar instead of confidently but primitively strumming chords on an acoustic. It's a bit of a thing between the two of us.
User comments:
StLOrca edit delete reply
StLOrca
Script + art = HIJINKS ENSUE
Hogan edit delete reply
Hogan
One of these days the boys will learn not to trust Caroline's stories... today is NOT going to be that day! XD
Oooooll edit delete reply
Oooooll
I agree . She is indeed a devil of nature. 🙂 I still enjoy her though!
adekii edit delete reply
Quite cool!