Comic 25 - Giraffed To Death
21st Jun 2021, 8:00 AM in Social Media
Giraffed To Death
Transcript Panel 1.
Picstagram screenshot of photo of Cass standing in front of her RV. Cass's crotch and breasts are covered in photos of toy giraffes. The photo is crossed out and partly greyed out- the caption is a Picstagram notification.
Picstagram-notification: Ding! To improve your Picstagram experience and keep you safe, you have been suspended from Picstagram for 24 hours!

Panel 2.
Picstagram screenshot of photo of Cass standing a field of flowers at sunrise. Cass's crotch and breasts are covered by a large photo of a toy giraffe. The photo is crossed out and partly greyed out- the caption is a Picstagram notification.
Picstagram-notification: Ding! To improve your Picstagram experience and keep you safe, you have been suspended from Picstagram for 24 hours!

Panel 3.
Picstagram screenshot of photo of Cassat the beach taking a selfie. Cass's crotch and breasts are covered by a very large photo of a toy giraffe. The photo is crossed out and partly greyed out- the caption is a Picstagram notification.
Picstagram-notification: Ding! To improve your Picstagram experience and keep you safe, you have been suspended from Picstagram for 24 hours!

Panel 4.
Picstagram screenshot of photo of Cass and a friend at the beach. Most of the scene is invisible because it is covered by a gigantic photo of a toy giraffe. The photo is crossed out and partly greyed out- the caption is a Picstagram notification.
Picstagram-notification: Ding! To improve your Picstagram experience and keep you safe, you have been suspended from Picstagram for 24 hours!

Panel 5.
Back at the Stachouwer villa. George, Jamie and Caroline are behind the desktop computer. George is getting upset; Caroline is looking fatigued and bored; Jamie is in thought. They are surrounded by Ernst, Sarah, Cass and the three other people who somehow got roped into taking part in the photo editing project.
George: Oh COME ON! That last picture was nearly all giraffe! Who's even reporting these?
Caroline: Maybe we should use a hippo?

Panel 6.
All eyes focus on Jamie as he seems to have come to a conclusion:
Jamie: Wait a minuteā€¦

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Author Notes:
ReinderDijkhuis edit delete
ReinderDijkhuis
Now I want to draw a censorship hippo.
User comments:
burstlion edit delete reply
OH! Has there been a sudden stroke of brilliance? Fantastic page, and a great hook for the next one!
MattEldritch edit delete reply
MattEldritch
Are the pictures getting flagged because the algorithim thinks the giraffes are phalluses?
ReinderDijkhuis edit delete reply
ReinderDijkhuis
No, but you're looking in the right general direction.
Hogan edit delete reply
Hogan
"Oh my God! It's full of Giraffes!"